This is my creed: I float!

Today as we discussed the Zeroth Law (which I mistakenly called the Fourth Law Of Robotics) a friend of mine pointed me to this so funny

I, Rowboat

1. A Rowboat may not immerse a human being or, through lack of flotation, allow a human to come to harm.
2. A Rowboat must obey all commands and steering input given by its human Rower, except where such input would conflict with the First Law.
3. A Rowboat must preserve its own flotation as long as such preservation does not conflict with the First or Second Law.