Roll Tide

Before we moved to Houston Kathy's employer sent us down here for a visit to check things out. On the way home I bought a souvenir. It was dark red ball cap with an interesting school emblem on it. A big T flanked by a small a and a small m. I wore it around NYC without incident until we decided to move to Houston. That's when the trouble started.
I can't take any more of the whooping and constant commentary. It's just a hat for god's sake. If I am never called "Aggie" again it will be too soon. Over the weekend I was in Atlanta and I bought what I hope will be an uncontroversial replacement, at least in this part of the country: A University of Alabama cap. I just need to stay away from Auburn and I will be commentary free.