Confession

"Genuine Imitation Leather"

Nope, folks, it just doesn't get much better than that. Who came up with that phrase? Some super oily, brazen salesperson, I'd reckon.

Damn, I love hazelnut-flavored nondairy creamer! Not to mention just about every baked good must have trace amounts of aluminum in it from that description..

Now that you mention it though, there is one area where I still have weird memory lapses -- computer messaging. I regularly get a feeling of deja vu when sending an e-mail or posting a blog -- wait, haven't I already said that before? Did I send an e-mail just like this already?

Maybe it's the lack of context -- no scenery to associate with a past dialogue, no verbal response, just these sort of ephemeral words out in space ... or, maybe, I'm just an aluminum-head, after all ...