Breakfast of Champions

Behold the Breakfast of Champions! This hearty meal is composed of:

• Eggs: for healthy arteries!
• Avocados: to increase range of telepathic powers!
• Flour tortillas: to block the harmful effects of cosmic rays!
• And, of course, Cheese: The Great Binder!

I forgot to mention the healthy dose of "Cholula" Hot Sauce that was added to assure the free flow of air through the nasal passages.